:: Why The Kimono Is Crap

As you may have noticed, the self-proclaimed "intellectual" Joe Mahoney is no longer in controal of this forsaken webiste, or for pseudo-intellectual gothic "philosophers", 'Blogg'.Hard to believe this place got any traffic. Don't you people have anything else to do besides read about someone's life? Whatever. Anyways, if you wanna lie, two can play that game.
Last night i (note the lowercase "i", because i'm not limited to rules of the english language) got up for a drink of water when i distinctly heard singing. i crept towards j's room and heard him singing softly to himself. i snuck into his room and could definitley hear him singing "babe, i got you babe" by cher. he did it in many different voices until i beat him into a coma.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDREW!!!