horny

what happened is his wife found out,
something about teeth marks
on his pencils,
the message came
in a lingua franca
oozing then calcified:
he's a horny guy

he claimed he knew battista well
or some such and
her nose cost him
in obscurity
as intensely nil
as heidelberg man
or the hydrometeors
that drenched him in it:
he's a horny guy